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Bad Boy Santa by Prasa Bad Boy Santa by Prasa
You don't want this guy down your chimney ..

This is illustration for Christmass event in online RPG/Strategy game NIBOREA.

You can find and check the game on this link .. I recommend it, because its absolutely great and funny game!

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www.Niborea.com
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GokuMartin Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
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Miss-Mae Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, that is amazingly awesome!
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orpheus-samhain Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
more santas like this one and the world will be better
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goth-primer Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Professional Photographer
Hello :wave:

This piece was featured here: [link]

Thank You!
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Lowpoly-Workshop Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
badass
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Rekalnus Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
He's about to bust open a can of Jolly on us.
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Miss-Phantomy Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist
He's about to kill Christmas turkey x3
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touya-dono Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh shit. i would NOT want presents from that.
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kaine316 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
The tree in the cleaver made me giggle! Me likes it!
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VLADSPARTA Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011   Digital Artist
good concept, look my gallery, i have a similar vision of holidays!!!
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